How do you feel? Oh, great. Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. What do you want me to tell these other guys? Oh, sorry! Are you kidding? - lt's a thong! Movie stars! And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Oh, boy. - Not yet. You see, l need to have someone taken care of. Now, we have to go. Thieves! After l endured blistering winds, scorching desert... l climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower... Mommy can handle this. Everyone who's anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek. Look out! Mom and Dad? Back away from my wife. lt's been years. He needs me! Get the wand! Fiona. La, di, da, di, da! Aaahhh! Oh, no ogres! That's OK, buddy. Coming. No! Fiona? Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=shrek-2. - My type? What potion? - l am not! Since when do you dance? They don't even have dental. Well... Shrek owns his own land. - Very nice, Shrek. Fiona! Hang tight. There it is, Mongo! Now let's go before they light the torches. Yeah, sure. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. - She's on her honeymoon. l haven't. Hey, Shrek. How original. - Um... Who are you? Uno, dos, quatro, hit it! You couldn't just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone. - Fiona! Now, where were we? - What? Oh! The rich King? - Honeymoon? ''You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away ''for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage ''at which time the King ''will bestow his royal blessing... upon you and your...'' uh... ''Prince Charming. l look any different? You want to dance, pretty boy? Shrek A udition Monologues Shrek: Once upon a time there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. He sounds dreamy. You working that hat. l'm melting! Ow! Now let's go bond with Daddy. Oh, no! There is no way... - You can do this. Then they got drunk and start beating me with a stick, going ''Pinata!!'' Or how about a game of Parcheesi? Oh. l don't want to die. Milk 'em hard! Rewind it! Oh... Fire in ze hole! And well... Now, we're sexy! Far, far... away! Rawhide! - Are we there yet? And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. And now she can be. Harold? Shrek! Bon appetit! your own Pins on Pinterest Would... this be enough? Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face! Toys & Games Kids Gift Guide Shop Toys by Age Shop Top Toys Shop by … Ha-ha! See, you're allergic to that stuff. Try to at least pretend you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball. - That's it! He croaked. Whoo! She's just trying to help. btw - i didnt know this vid was from another YouTuber at the time, and due to popularity, i refuse to take it down. Here we are. Oct 8, 2018 - This Pin was discovered by Karr Herrera. He went inside looking for you. Think about that. Oh, stop being such a drama king. She's into new sensations New kicks in the candlelight She's got a new addiction For every day and night She'll make you take your clothes off And go dancing in the rain She'll make you live her crazy life But she'll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain Upside inside out Living la vida loca Hey gorgeous! Oh! No...! A hug? Police brutality! - No. Harold. They're not like that. l'd like to know how it could get any worse! Oh! You got a puppy? Move 'em on! You started it. Flip over to Wheel Of Torture! He went inside looking for you. - What's that supposed to mean? Player flags are limited to Premium and RCON subscribers. Say no more. - Whoa! - Ready! It's time to teach these madcap mammals their ''devil may mare'' attitudes just won't fly. That's not my husband. Come on! - l only did that because l love her. ls it? Oh. Oh, no, no. Waiter! l just... l just wish l could make her happy. Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? Do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what l wanted? l'll laugh, too. Ow! l guess... Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so... Maybe l'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something. - Harold! - l know. Pretty pony. Shrek! He's a little slow this morning. - Sorry, boss. - l'll be your true love. l know you're feeling bad, but you got to... Aaaahhh! You could at least give them a chance. Let's shave him. That's not little! Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Go, Mongo! That's something no amount of potion will ever change. - Like an ogre! There you are. Shrek? Shrek 2 (2004) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. We don't even have dental. l don't want to lose our daughter again, Harold. Naughty! l won't do it. Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Hey, everyone, look. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. Hey! He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! Look at me, Shrek! Shrek and I took some magic potion. l hope you're happy. l can't believe you'd walk away from the best thing that happened to you. Fairy Godmother. - You both will be fine? lt was all just a stupid mistake. Fiona! Aah! - No, l haven't, dear. lt's alive! Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? - Anything, but quick! Um... Mary! Look! l'm going to go out and find him. - Mommy? Your lady needs you! But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you an appointment. We came. Look! l thought l might find you here. She is not in. Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy. ls everything all right, Father? My mother, she is sick. Uh-oh. Don't get huffy! Must be like some finishing school. Shrek, Fiona knows you'd do anything for her. l suppose any grandchildren l could expect from you would be... Ogres, yes! l hope l'm not interrupting anything. All time favourite of mine is System Shock, the 1st one japanese release box art particularly. Come here. Uhh! Ladies and gentlemen. Got to be... l think you grabbed the ''Farty Ever After'' potion. Well, l guess there is one thing. To do what? - Hey, you! l just wanted her to be happy. Kiss her now! Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband, Prince Shrek. l am wearing ladies' underwear. Oh, God! Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion... allow me to take the first sip. Just tell me where l can find this ogre. Here comes Sleeping Beauty! There's a moat and everything! You can't lock us up like this! Well, they might be a bit surprised. - But you love being an ogre! She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. - Not bad at all. Yeah, right. lt's a bad idea. - Really? Aww... On guard! 2004 Shrek 2 Handsome Shrek action figure by Hasbro. Oh, hello again. Why not come down to the ball and give him another chance? Fiona! Oh, sweetheart. - Tonight on ''Knights''... - Now here's a good show! Dad! Whah! - No, thank you. You need someone to do the back. People just ain't no good I think that's well understood There you go, boys. - Who are you? We made a deal, Harold, and l assume you don't want me to go back on my part. - No! - Fiona? - Who are you calling donkey? You're behaving like a... - Go on! - Oh, finally! Shrek? – popular memes on the site ifunny.co Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing! - Dad. You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you and that's worse Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love In love with someone, ever fallen in love In love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love In love with someone, ever fallen in love With someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with Fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with l don't care whose fault it is. - Are we there yet? This is taking forever, Shrek. l'm a real boy! - Yeah, you wish. Why you grabbing me? lsn't it all wonderful! It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's keep. - l know! Lighten up? You were supposed to give her the potion! Pretend there's nothing wrong! Your left! They love me. - Honeymoon? To live happily ever after... with the ogre l married. To be this way forever? Where is he, Mom? That Shrek is a rascally devil. - No! l know you ain't talking about the swamp. Bet my bottom? We don't want to hit traffic! Aye, day care or dragon-guarded castle. - Never mind. So that's it. Oh-ho-ho! l knew this would happen. l don't want to die. Especially us talking ones. - That's not mine. On my honor, l am obliged to accompany you until l have saved your life as you have spared me mine. When did you get back? - The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! We saw them. Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. You got them. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy! l told you. l know. l have to talk to Princess Fiona! Harold? On his 7 th birthday the little ogre ïs parents sat him down to talk, just as all ogre parents had for hundreds of years before. - Ready? Shrek, this is a bad idea. What's next? - Hello, Harold. Look at him. Can we get on with this? Oh, come on! Want to taste? Just... go. Oh, no ogres. - No! Rawhide! Look, ladies, l already have a true love. - What do you see? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Wow! - Well, he's not a guy, per se. - Oh, great, more relatives! - Ha! Listen. It was a pretty nasty place, but he was happy because ogres like nasty. Purty! Drop that jug o' voodoo and let's get out of here. l mean, don't you think they might be a bit... shocked to see you like this? That is, assuming you don't eat your own young! Oh. That's not about to change. Nip and tuck, here and there To land that prince with the perfect hair Stop! Don't worry. Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Hello | Shrek Fanon Wiki | Fandom. Is it on? - Excuse me? - Come on, Donkey. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. - Hi-ya! l've made changes for you, Shrek. l was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. - We passed that three times already! Well, l guess l gave her the wrong tea. Now, don't worry. You still look like an ass to me. Have a bichon fris!' Aahh! You force me to do something l really don't want to do. - Are not. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. No! Who dares enter my room? - And he gave you a hard time! Shrek and l took some magic potion. But look at me. Living la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color of mocha She will wear you out - Living la vida loca - She livin' it loca! He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her... What? l thought l'd move in with you. Hey, hey, hey! FANDOM. l don't think you realize that our daughter has married a monster! - Well, here's to us, Fiona. You know we're always happy to see you, Donkey. l'm sorry. Dad. - Uh-uh. Go right in. lf we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call. l guess not. - Are we there yet? How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? - Pick me! Thanks. - Huh? l don't think l was going to get Daddy's blessing, even if l did want it. - Yes. What do you mean, ''not on the list''? Let's go, Shrek. Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. Shrek is puzzled before the figure throws the cloak off, revealing to be the Fairy Godmother, much to Shrek's shock and confusion] Fairy Godmother: Hello, handsome. Better out than in, l always say, eh, Fiona? Look what l've done for her. l should lighten up? Sweetheart. Your order, Fairy Godmother. So l see. - Ooh! Oh. Nip and tuck, here and there to land that prince with the perfect hair Lipstick liners, shadows blush To get that prince with the sexy tush Lucky day, hunk buffet You and your prince take a roll in the hay You can spoon on the moon With the prince to the tune Don't be drab, you'll be fab Your prince will have rock-hard abs Cheese souffl, Valentine's Day Have some chicken fricassee! Talk about, talk about movin'... Hey, ladies! - FYl, not my fault. But l love Fiona more. Wait, wait, wait! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Find you a nice burro! What is with you? Oh... A cute button nose? With whom? l have misjudged you. Thank you, gentlemen! Go, baby, go! l should lighten up? Come on! You should ask your father. - Yes, roomie? 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